i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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