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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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• (831): View more from California

  I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  He looks like he has a penis

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  What the fuck

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  A good one, a good penis

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When / where did the additional couches appear?

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  Additional?

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  James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  she's throwing knives it scares me

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  update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

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