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  Do you still have your period?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds

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• (310): View more from California

  i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.

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• (818): View more from California

  Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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• (813): View more from Florida

  This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it

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