I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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