But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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