You really coming over, don't trick.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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