this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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