Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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