You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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