At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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