It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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