I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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