Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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