she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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