I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
