I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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