yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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