guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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