no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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