I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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