I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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