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Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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