A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday