i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?