So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm at about main and main street
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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