Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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