Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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