i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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