dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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