Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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