Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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