I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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