Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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