What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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