I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
false alarm. still invincible.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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