we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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