I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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