ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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