he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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