Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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