Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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