One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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