apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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