And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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