She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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