North Korea, Best Korea!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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