i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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