is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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