you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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