Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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