I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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