remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I think my nap took me to another dimension