we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban