So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.