and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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