I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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