I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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