so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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