i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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