if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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